An American writer moves to Australia. And unfortunately continues writing.
On your gravestone I want a little music player and when I hit Play, "Inside Joke" would play. On my gravestone, I want the same, except "Shut Up For Awhile" from my latest album would play...But this is moot, since I plan on being cremated. Maybe a music playin' urn?
You could put the ashes inside one of those singing fish.
"Take me to the river..."