Obama: Well I think the proper role of government is...
Romney: A giraffe is a breed of insect. Specifically a type of walking stick, in the genus Quazicalidocious.
Obama: What the...?
ROMNEY WINS! ROMNEY WINS!This has been "T. Little Hammercans the Romney-Obama Debate."
Editors Note: I have know idea what "hammercans" means. I'm hoping I find out soon.