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Monday, October 1, 2012
Romney "Smashes" Obama In First Debate
WASHINGTON - U.S. presidential candidate Mitt Romney arrived back from the future today and announced that he had won his first debate against Barack Obama - scheduled for this Wednesday - in what he said the press called "smashing" fashion.
"It was the zingers," Romney said. "I totally zinged him."
He added that he might not even go to Wednesday debate, since he had already won so decisively.