Objective: Echidna

Right. It's 5 a.m. Southern Hemisphere time, and Nigel and I are armed to the teeth and ready to go on our first real nighttime safari. Our objective is to find the elusive and vicious echidna. Here's one ripping a man's testicles off right here:

Look at the pain in that mans face. Awful.

We'll report back at oh eight hundred. God be with us.