|Gastropods secrete shells. I secrete lies.|
If, tomorrow, you elect the human pile of lying and delusional maggot blister that is Mark Sanford to be your newest representative to Congress, you deserve to have wild pigs inserted into _______ and ______ hot chili sauce and a tuba _____ flaming _______ wildebeest.
Honest sane people everywhere
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