Saturday, January 21, 2012

Keith Ablows Newt Gingrich

This is "Fox News psychiatrist" Kieth Ablow trying to convince the self-described "pro-family" people who watch Fox News that, if they squint real hard, twice-divorced admitted adulterer Newt Gingrich looks exactly like a mix between George Washington and Jesus. So start squinting:
I want to be coldly analytical, not moralize, here. I want to tell you what Mr. Gingrich’s behavior could mean for the country, not for the future of his current marriage. So, here’s what one interested in making America stronger can reasonably conclude—psychologically—from Mr. Gingrich’s behavior during his three marriages:
1) Three women have met Mr. Gingrich and been so moved by his emotional energy and intellect that they decided they wanted to spend the rest of their lives with him. 
2) Two of these women felt this way even though Mr. Gingrich was already married.
3 ) One of them felt this way even though Mr. Gingrich was already married for the second time, was not exactly her equal in the looks department and had a wife (Marianne) who wanted to make his life without her as painful as possible.
Conclusion: When three women want to sign on for life with a man who is now running for president, I worry more about whether we’ll be clamoring for a third Gingrich term, not whether we’ll want to let him go after one.
Sometimes you've just got to call it as it clearly is: Kieth Ablow obviously wants to have the hairy with Newt Gingrich. He should just go do that. And leave the rest of us out of it.

And this: "Three women have met Mr. Gingrich and been so moved by his emotional energy and intellect that they decided they wanted to spend the rest of their lives with him." Wow! It's the "Charles Manson was also awesome!" ploy! Did not expect that!

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