Naked Drunk Russian "On Wings of Love" Smashes 17 Cars

"Naked Drunk Love Wings." I feel a song coming on.

Oh look—a picture of the naked, drunk, love-winged Russian. Because why the hell not?

Australian Santa Has Issues

On a sidewalk outside a Collaroy surf shop:

I'm thinking a pack of drunken Australians maybe got a little fondle-ey with Santa one year, and he hasn't been the same since…