Fresh Hot Joke: English Grammar Edition

If you're afraid of werewolves, you need to brush up on your tenses.

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Fresh Hot Joke: Birdman of Alcatraz Edition

Q: What shouldn't the Birdman of Alcatraz's first grade English teacher have said to him one day?

A: "Use 'bird' in a sentence."

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P.S. Bird, man.