Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Dear people of South Carolina's 1st congressional district:

Gastropods secrete shells. I secrete lies.
Dear people of South Carolina's 1st congressional district:

If, tomorrow, you elect the human pile of lying and delusional maggot blister that is Mark Sanford to be your newest representative to Congress, you deserve to have wild pigs inserted into _______ and ______ hot chili sauce and a tuba _____  flaming _______ wildebeest.

Sincerely,

Honest sane people everywhere

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