T. Little Hammercans the Romney-Obama Debate

THE DEBATE 

Obama: Well I think the proper role of government is...  

Romney: A giraffe is a breed of insect. Specifically a type of walking stick, in the genus Quazicalidocious.  

Obama: What the...?  

ROMNEY WINS! ROMNEY WINS!

This has been "T. Little Hammercans the Romney-Obama Debate."

Editors Note: I have know idea what "hammercans" means. I'm hoping I find out soon.