Knock Knock Jokes: Foreign Countries Edition, With Sheep

SCOTLAND

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Fiona.

Fiona who?

Fiona of the Ford truck with three sheep in the front seat, your headlights are on. Fiona of the Ford truck…

ENGLAND
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Angus.
Angus who?
Angus for a sheep or a lamb—I never understood that saying! I don’t want anyone to hang me at all! Especially not for a sheep! Or a lamb! A pig, well, maybe a pig. Or a sheep that looks like a pig.

ENGLAND
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aldous.
Aldous who?
Aldous put on a little aftershave and we’ll go see about that pig, what!

IRELAND

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Seamus.

Seamus who?

Seamus one time and it’s fool on...no, hold on...Seamus two times and you fool...no...okay my name’s not Seamus. 

WALES

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Llwllvqtrwlll.

Llwllvqtrwlll who?

Llwllvqtrwlll the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

FRANCE

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Pierre.

Pierre who?

Pierre, pee there, no problem—Llwllvqtrwlll is here! 

NORWAY

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olaf.

Olaf who?

Olaf if you must, but I’m telling you, there are five guys outside with giant horns on their heads and their faces all stinky with fish—I am not answering that door!

MEXICO

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jesus.

Jesus like in jee-zuz, or like in hay-soos?

Dude, it says I’m from Mexico. 

Oh, yeah, sorry. Uh, Jesus who?

Jesus, don’t be afraid, take a sad song, and make it beh-eh-eh-ter...