Thursday, April 19, 2012

Republican Rep.: Poor "don't have skin in the game"

Last shreds of humanity now on the table.

Rep. Pat Tiberi (R-OH), in response to a question on why he wants to lower taxes on the wealthy, and raise taxes on the poor:
TIBERI: Well, it’s hard to lower taxes on people who don’t pay taxes. [Note: This is a repeat of the "half of Americans don't even pay taxes" lie.] As you know, you have the Earned Income Tax Credit, so you have folks who are actually getting a check and not paying income tax…If you don’t have skin in the game, even if it’s ten bucks a quarter, I think it changes the debate on what the role of the federal government is and what the role of state government is.
You almost have to step back and catch your breath before you absorb what Tiberi is saying here: The poor (or even discussion of the poor, apparently) don't belong in the American conversation about tax policy - because the actual skin, the actual humanity, the actual status of these poor people as fellow Americans and human beings - doesn't count - only the fact that they're poor and can't pay taxes [which, again, is a lie]. So screw them. Let's wring them more thoroughly for every last cent in their pockets—and let's lower taxes on the wealthy in the meantime. Because the wealthy have "skin" in the game. The kind of skin that counts.


Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Alcohol is...

Alcohol is for many people what a lampshade collar is for a dog.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

BBC's "Interactive Body" Online

This is very cool. You have to drag and drop body parts into the right spot in the human body figure. (I like "Organs Game" the best.) And you have to have the parts orientated the correct way. I've never been educated on organ placement so quickly. (We all think we know where the pancreas and liver and so forth are - but do we really?)

Friday, April 13, 2012

Church Stayed Silent About Suicides of Abuse Victims

I've got no words right now for this one.
Confidential police reports have detailed the suicides of at least 40 people sexually abused by Catholic clergy in Victoria, Fairfax Media says. 
The reports say the church appears to have known about a shockingly high rate of suicides and premature deaths but has chosen to remain silent, according to The Age newspaper.


Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Illegal New Yorker Caption Contest Entry #3

The fun continues:


"Don't you think the grandkids are getting a little old for that one, Gumby?"

You can enter yourself here.

Wisconsin Calling

Getting between you and your doctor, one "small government!" law at a time:
The second bill requires a woman seeking an abortion to undergo an exam and consult with a doctor alone, away from her friends and family. The doctor must determine whether someone is pressuring the woman into the procedure. Doctors who break the law could be charged with a felony.


Monday, April 9, 2012

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Needle

On this large religious holiday (well, in the U.S. and other parts; it's Monday afternoon here), I have one thought to offer: Sometimes it seems like there are an awful a lot of people who believe their most important duty—as true and ardent followers of the teachings of Jesus—is to figure out that whole camel and needle trick.

Bonus, from our dining room table:



Wednesday, March 21, 2012

New Yorker Caption Contest Caption |updtd|

I've entered this contest a few times, last time several years ago, and am now inspired by Roger Ebert to take it up again.

My caption in the current contest:

"Rhymes with 'schmagon'."


And now that I've entered I see the contest is open only to people who reside the U.S. or Canada.

Behold my only entry in the New Yorker Caption Contest! (I'll probably keep entering, out of spite. I can declare myself winner every month. Who will care? Or notice?)

Update, April 2 (U.S.): I won!—just as I said I would say. There are three entries you can vote for - the first one, "Your tattoo escaped," is hilarious.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

New Neil Young & Crazy Horse Album

The album is called "Americana," and includes the classics "Tom Dooley," "Gallows Pole," and "Clementine." Love it.

Last song: "God Save the Queen."

That's funny.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Because I Can...

I get awful tense thinking about things I've did.

This has been another episode of "Because I Can."